Hate to break it to ya but we are a don't allow rust team. We don't rest unless they are doubtful.

Jacobson is old hes gonna need a rest

Daniel Suggs has retired at the age of 57

in 2079 he was moved to head coach from defensive coordinator after being hired from the Prizefighters. in 2080 he won his first Ultimate Showdown and in 2089 he won his second. he compiled a record of 152-60 during his time. until i am corrected, i believe 152 wins as head coach with one team is an all time league record

he intends to spend more time with his family and duck hunting

his legacy in the Lions organization is cemented

Lions struck out with all of thier high ticket free agents this time around. tough off season thus far

thank you Daniel

Dustin Bonilla has exceeded all expectations as the new head coach of the Lions. they are playing as well as they ever have. rookie RB Lawrence Knowles has a ton of potential and is being mentored by the terrific King Ramses III. the undesirable outcome of free agency was off set by a rich draft class

it seems the Lions future is as bright as its ever been

the last three draft classes have been fruitful for the Lions

2091
1.29 RB Lawrence Knowles - 1620
2.29 RB Erik Harber - 405
3.29 SLB Christian Hinkley - 441
4.29 DT Jesse Mauer - 666

2092
1.32 RG Albert Todd - 1710
2.32 DT David Johnson - 390
4.32 FB Christopher Lemelin - 352
5.32 WR Jimmy Alegria - 162

2093
1.17 CB Bingo Harris - 530
3.29 LG Chunk Cloggins - 800
3.31 FS Kujo Hawkins - 410
3.32 FB Leopold Patton - 450
4.3 CB Terrance Swanson - 330

from the front office to the fan base, everyone is ecstatic about the Lions recent picks. that is 13 players who will be getting significant snaps for at least the next seven years out of the last three drafts. best string of draft luck ive ever had in this game. certainly makes up for underbidding on the big ticket free agents for the past few off seasons

Lions are also happy to announce that King Ramses III will be returning to his RB#2 role. the idea of transitioning him to o line due to his strength and run blocking abilities was nixed after coaches noticed he did not lose much speed after turning 30

im thinking that maybe he did not lose speed at 30 because i already had him switched to LG before camp? not sure. if yall wanna help me do research to see if it is possible to squeeze one more year out of 30 year old RBs try this.......before end of season, transition your 29 year old RB into o line. after camp, note the change in speed and weight gain. Ramses III did lose some speed, but it was due to weight gain. he is currently at 85 speed but 9% overweight. once his weight drops off from being transitioned back to RB, he should return to 88 speed, which he was at in his prime iirc

the Lions fully intend to compete for an Ultimate Showdown victory again this season and are pleased that there are no signs of a rebuild in their immediate future

QB Maxwell Ritter will be missing the the game in Manilla due to family issues. QB Pass ****** will be in for his 5th career start

love how "Toss er" is a banned word here