the
Choppers win their first division title and punch their first ticket to the postseason with a win over the Bayhawks. the loss eliminates the defending New World champion Bayhawks from the postseason and creates a sad scene by the bay as the Bayhawk faithful go home with their heads down. the Choppers host the Revolution in the Pretenders vs Contenders round as two point underdogs in a rematch of their week 6 contest in which the Choppers won 16 - 6 in Philadelphia. congrats to the Choppers and
Salty_Watermelon the
Kraken become the first team in ULRO history to go undefeated in their conference with a shutout in Vancouver. they claim the teams second division title. it is clearer than ever that these teams arent fond of each other after things got chippy in the fourth quarter. there were a few fines awarded but no suspensions are expected. Kraken are up nine wins to three all time versus the Trident. Quebec will be hosting the division rival Dire Wolves in the Pretenders vs Contenders round
the
Dire Wolves earn their first trip to the post season despite losing their last two games of the season. this week they allowed
Power RB Isaac Johnson to run for an all time ULRO record 243 yards on 35 carries with two TDs. woah! he totaled 260 yards from scrimmage. the Power earn their tenth win for the fourth time in team history and head on to face the M/CA division champion Golden Eagles for a rematch of their week 14 battle which the Power won 16 - 13 in Calgary
the Golden Eagles finish their season with a 0-3 road trip after a loss to the
Tide. they return home for the Pretenders vs Contenders round to host the Power. after his willingness to power through his injury
RB Benjamin Penticost seems to have hit the wall in week 16 but he is expected to carry on. Tide
HC Robert Goin was adamant about this
beatdown of the week being a statement game and that Tijuana is expected to make a run at the division title next season
the
Revolution make it 8 in a row after an overtime victory over the visiting Prizefighters.
RB Hotcakes Sampsons TD seals the deal and he now has 2 rushing TDs, 2 kicks return TDs and a receiving TD in his last three games. Sampson &
RB David Steinberg have easily been the most dynamic RB duo in league history. only Steinbergs tendency to put the ball on the ground is keeping them from being labeled unstoppable. they are the leagues only teammates that each have 4000+ career rushing yards and 25+ TDs. Steinberg gained a career high 1614 yards on the ground in 2074 and has rushed for 1000+ yards for the fifth straight season. he is currently the leagues all time leading rusher in yards and TDs. the Revolution will be bringing their 8 game win streak to Sao Paulo next week as two point favorites
the
Butchers keep things rolling with a victory over the Guazues.
RB Antonio Cassidy sets a career high 1264 yards rushing and remains the only player in league history to rush for 900+ yards every season since leagues inception. they take next week off to watch the dust settle
the
Gauchos win in Ulaanbaatars -9F weather but it is too little too late and they will be missing the postseason for the first time in team history. it was a nice run
shavarthe
Rodeo win and the Strongbows lose and they each finish 3-13 with identical division and conference records. at this point it is not clear to me who will have the number one pick between the Strongbows and the Golden Eagles who traded for the Rodeos pick. i think it may go to the Strongbows since they seem to have had a weaker strength of schedule. they owe the Rodeo some Rolexs. the 2075 draft prospects are available to view and to me it is obvious that
RB Gerald Vangorder (will certainly get another name) is the overwhelming favorite to be picked first. his RB attributes are almost maxed out and he has 0 volatility. he is the greatest prospect in ULRO draft history according to my ratings
the
Zippers sweep the Asia division with a win over the Stars.
RB Dead Sea Floater makes the switch from WR to RB and earns the rushing crown in 2074 with an all time record 1927 rushing yards. in this season alone 5 players were able to break the previous all time rushing record, a clear indication of the changes that come with the new game engine. Floater also becomes the first player in ULRO to rush for 1000+ in a season (2074) and receive
for 1000+ yards in a season (2070). the Zippers host Brazzaville in the Pretenders vs Contenders round
the
Lions defeat the Stampede for a sweep of the Africa division and the Jungle Cup. it is their 7th win in a row and third consecutive Africa division title. a major injury to Brazzaville starting
RB David Garner means
WR Theodore Red will be getting the bulk of the carries.
RDE Yarnie Clemmons tallies 4 sacks to give the Lions two players with 10+ sacks
the Lions are one of the ten teams to achieve the feat (Anchors, Power, Stampede, Golden Eagles, Prizefighters, Choppers, Dire Wolves, Stars, Kraken). the previous record for sacks in a season was 10. this season 34 players were able to get 10 sacks or more........another clear indicator of the changes that come with the new game engine. Calgary rookie
RDE Burst Reynolds sets the all time sack record in a season with 25. after just one season he is already tied for fourth in career sacks
the
Prizefighters win their fourth consecutive Oceania division title but head into the Pretenders vs Contenders round with a three game losing streak
the
Owls end the season allowing just 118 points from opponents which is the lowest total since 117 allowed by the 2072 Cairo Deities and is the fifth fewest points allowed all time
the
Pirates,
Choppers and
Dire Wolves all make the playoffs for the first time this season
the previous record for team rushing yards per game was 159.6 and set by the Tide in 2071. this season 6 teams (Zippers, Power, Bayhawks, Golden Eagles, Choppers & Revolution) were able to surpass that mark. 5 of the 6 are in the playoffs. the Zippers smash the all time mark for team rushing yards per game with an impressive 209.1 per. the Zippers also lead the league in rushing yards allowed per game with 77.2. they are a dangerous team
the leader in receiving yards was the Butchers
WR Gordon Day with just 715 yards. this is the first season that there was no receiver with at least 1000 yards and is yet another clear indicator of the changes that come with the new game engine
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